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Essay / Room 101 - 664
I am here today to convince you that the outrageously rude, belligerent and dangerous truck drivers, also known as 'Central London Cyclists', should be placed in Room 101. Cyclists are sassy, self-centered people. who believe that everything they do is correct. They ride around on their boring two-wheeled children's toys, which have no protection, and make themselves invisible by refusing to wear reflective clothing. The “Red Light Riders” are a mysterious band of clowns who travel day and night, acting innocently but ultimately showing their true colors. Doesn't it bother you when cyclists want to be classified as motorists but don't follow simple instructions? Cyclists who go through red lights are narrow-minded, big-headed ignoramuses who refuse to recognize not only that riding a red light is wrong, but that it can cause serious incidents. According to the Office for National Statistics, there were 136 deaths and 2,458 injuries in the UK in 2007 caused by careless cyclists. Cyclists are discourteous and overconfident individuals; this clearly proves that they are the...