Derpo, Shiera mae B. D2HRM – Mrs. Rebong “Best Dates Ever” Walking hand in hand, my king and I, former guards we are directed to defend the palace from us, frightened former servants still carrying trays of jollyjellies, fried wonders and tartlets into the White Queen's dining room. The heavy double doors exploded, a wall collapsed, and a horde of my card soldiers charged through the blasted opening, their swords raised. Amidst the collapsed stones and shards of wood stood a nightmare the queen's people had never seen before. “Cut off their heads!” » I shouted. “Stop their stinking, annoying faces!” » Yes, I did an imaginary scene from my version of Alice in Wonderland, a very brutal, bloody and horrible version. I would play the role of the Red Queen, Alice's sworn enemy and my boyfriend as the Mad Hatter who would later be my king. If only he approved of my obsession with producing and filming my own Alice, it would be one of our best dates ever. Since I was a child, I have always been fond of fictional stories, fantasies about life....