Reign of FireEarly this morning, while rummaging in my sock drawer, I found the 32nd book of Proverbs, placed there as if by magic by God, during a historic advent. This chapter proves that the Bible is true, as it delivers a divine prophecy about the movie Reign of Fire. God says "yo, yo, yo. What the fuck is going on, my fucking friends?" (he's learning Ebonics, but not very good at it). And your great-grandmother ended up in hell. He just thought you might like to know.32 Who can find lasting health and abundance?2 These are worth far more than gold and jewels. They disappeared at that time, after the first (who was the last) found the Earth, and the time of man was delayed, consumed in a Reign of Fire.4 Through trials, you have given us much learned, Oh Lord; Even if you tease with many, in the end there was only one.6 The one who is American always has the biggest penis. The dragon can ignite millions, but never the hero.8 When hunting dragons, always bring a battle axe. The only movie worse than Triple X is Nothing But Trouble.10Now more than ever, the world needs an endless supply of flamethrowers. The one who isn't American sometimes has the biggest penis.(a)*12 If you can eat ashes, you can fart females.(b)**No movie is worse than Triple X.(c) ***14Also answered the age-old question: Can we make a truly sentimental, tired action movie *without* a major romance angle? Indeed, we have. This is an achievement for humanity, because so much can be spent to achieve so little. v11(a)* - Although this seems to be a contradiction of verse 6, it is actually not the case. Verse 11 may still be true if there are no Americans around. In fact, verse 11 must be true, because in any situation where no Americans are present, then “he who is not an American” will necessarily have the larger penis. So, the next time a skeptic approaches you with this "contradiction", tell them to please eat a dick.v12 (b)** - On the surface, this seems like meaningless nonsense that has no point to do with reality. But obviously a lot of people believe this bullshit, so that can't be the case. In fact, this verse is supported by logical proofs. The first dragon was the only male, and originally the only one to exist..